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Sun-Li: [Singing Korean song praising supreme leader] The Earth is spinning because of your laughter

The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation - 3x06

CharlieUh, well, listen, Bingo, we got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea, sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Sweet Dee: Nose clams?

The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1 - 3x12

Sweet DeeI just want to get my scalp sewn back on and get the hell out of this miserable town.

The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore - 7x02

Lucy: What does your husband do?
Dee: Salt. Sea salt. He’s a salt man. A salt sea man. He dives into the ocean for the sea salt and then he brings it back up, and then we eat it.

The Waitress Is Getting Married - 5x05

Gail: I was going to invite you all to a rave to hang out, but now I don’t want to hang out with you anymore.
Dennis: Oh my god, salt the snail! Salt the snail!
Gail: Wait, wait wait! Do you guys want to go?

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention - 5x04

Mac: Your mom and dad aren’t at work. That’s why they lost the house. They’re probably at the dog track getting wasted.
Boy: Dude. Eat my boogers.
Mac: You eat my boogers!

The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis - 5x01